Archive July 2008

[GEEK ON] Superhero Battle Royale 1

Jul31

This has arguably been the summer of the Super Heroes. We had IronMan, The Incredible Hulk, Hellboy 2, Hancock, and the biggest one of them all, The Dark Knight. And with Watchmen and The Spirit already scheduled to come out next year, it doesn’t look like the audience’s fascination with men in tights will be ending any time soon.

But it’s not just in movie theaters where you can catch comic book heroes doing what they do best. Long before Hollywood had become interested in comic books, they could be found on the small screen. Both Marvel and DC have had a history of having their most popular characters show up on TV under various guises. In the spirit of that, I’m pitting three of the biggest comic book characters against each other to see not only who have had the most interpretations on the small screen, but also which one has had the best. So let’s have yourself a good old fashion SUPER HERO BATTLE ROYALE!

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OTTR: Fuck You Entertainment Weekly! 0

Jul29

Although we are a TV blog ever so often the topic lines are skewed just because we want them to be skewed.  When this happens we comment on items that occur outside the TV realm. Today the topic is Entertainment Weekly.

I have loved Entertainment Weekly for many a year. I have a stockpile of issues which I’ve had longer than 3 pets.  The magazine is a gem and rarely causes a bad reaction. Of course there are moments when I dislike them. continue reading »

Wrestling Fast Forward 0

Jul29

Welcome back to Wrestling Fast Forward. Where I watch only the good parts of Raw and fast forward through the rest. When we left our intrepid heroes, John Cena had just inadvertently clotheslined Batista, Chris Jericho was taking pride in ending Shawn Michael’s career, and our World Champion C.M Punk was um..well, who knows what he was doing. Probably off being straight laced or something.

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What Went Wrong? 1

Jul28

It happens all the time. You have a show that you watch every week,one that is so good that it actually makes you go to a forum and discuss it. Simply put, you think it’s the bees knee. And then out of nowhere it all goes down to the toilet. Characters start making choices that are contrary to what they have been doing all season, they bring out an actor that just makes you cringe, or the storyline just goes in a boring direction. Or something worse than that happens, your show gets cancelled!

And through it all, you can’t help but wonder, What went wrong? And that’s what this is all about. Every week I’ll be looking at something I feel took wrong turn and see if I can figure out what the hell happened. It might just be a single episode I look at, a character, a storyline, or the entire run of the show.

So what’s the subject of my inaugural column? I gotta say, I debated long and hard about that. There’s just so many different shows I could write about. At the end of the day though, I think I always knew what I was going to write about….

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7 shows 7 days 0

Jul28

It’s Shark Week this week! Saddle up and ride the waves…until your saddle is bitten and maimed.  Other things to consider this week are…. continue reading »

The Top 10 shows you’ve ignored…idiots! 1

Jul28

These are the top 10 shows that you’ve probably never seen.  You’ve ignored them and because of that they’ve either went to cancellation heaven or  will be unless you correct your sinful, wicked ways.

1. Firefly

It seems with all the aftermath love given to Firefly this shouldn’t top the list but I was surprised to find there are people who still haven’t seen this show.  I was told the tale of a newbie who fell in love with Joss Whedon’s recent genius,amazing, fantastic, I’ll cut you if you complain about the third act, musical Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along blog then was interested to find out what else the man behind Dr. Horrible had produced. He decided to check out Firefly and , of course, he loved it. As will you if you’re one of those people who’ve yet to see Firefly. I know a space western doesn’t sound great but it truly, truly is.  I challenge you to watch just one episode and not want to purchase the dvd.

The show explores the lives of people who fought on the losing side of a civil war and now make a living on the outskirts of the society that exists on the fringes of their star system.

2. Veronica Mars

A show that admittedly turned quite “not good” in the third season was still better than most shows on Television. A noir mystery show staring a girl people quickly dubbed a darker Nancy Drew didn’t interest many.  Critics found this show and applauded it rightfully so. It grew a great cult following including the likes of Kevin Smith, Joss Whedon, and Stephen King. It was interesting, fresh, smart and perfectly dialogued. Most importantly it had mysteries that were so intricately woven including payoffs so satisfying that even the most adept mystery writer would say “damn that blew me away”.  Veronica Mars remains a show that went away far too soon. It is available on DVD which is where you should find it and love it. Add it to your netflix queue or hit up your dvd store and add this very worthy addition to your shelves.

The show starred Kristen Bell as the title character: a student who progressed from high school to college private investigator under the wing of her detective father. Said to be “a little bit during the series while moonlighting as a Buffy and a little bit Bogart”, the show balanced murder mystery, high school and college drama, and social commentary with sarcasm and off-beat humor in a style often compared to neo-noir films.

3.  Andy Richter Projects (Andy Richter controls the unverse, Andy Barker P.I.,etc)

Andy Richter is funny. I don’t know how people keep missing this fact.  He was funny on Conan O’Brien and he’s still funny. From Andy Richter Controls the Universe to Quintuplets, each show had his same brand of hapless humor.  If you’ve never seen Andy Barker P.I then you’ve missed something great.  When I first saw the show, I just knew America was going to realize that Andy Richter was hilarious and this show would be around for a while. It wasn’t. It was promptly ignored and sent off to the cancelled far too soon heaven in the sky.  The next time Andy Richter has a project on air take the time to watch it.  In the interim watch what your ignoring missed  with Andy Barker, P.I.

Richter plays Andy Barker, a certified public accountant who reluctantly becomes a private investigator after he is mistaken for the former office tenant, a private eye, now retired. Andy develops a taste for solving cases, assisted by the former P.I, a film buff owner of the downstairs video store, a surveillance-expert restaurateur and, as time goes on, his wife.

4. Chuck

Many people have heard about Chuck but nowhere near enough are watching this struggling show. Of course a writers strike didn’t help but even before ratings weren’t great.  Chuck is action packed and funny. It’s Alias meets Clerks.  Also it stars the perfectly cast Adam Baldwin– I can’t say that enough. The show is coming back  this fall and when it does set your vcr’s, dvr’s, and mental alarm clocks to not pass it show up. In the interim watch what you missed at nbc.com.

The series is about an “average computer-whiz-next-door” who receives an encoded e-mail from an old college friend now working in the CIA; the message embeds the only remaining copy of the world’s greatest spy secrets into Chuck’s brain.

5.  Back to You

This show which starred Kelsy Grammar and Patricia Heaton was one of the best sitcoms on air in years.  People complain about the death of the situation comedy and the insane amount of Reality TV yet they ignored this gem.  With few missteps Back To You actually made you laugh which rarely happens with a non-animated Fox show. The back and forth between main characters Chuck and Kelly is amusing yet also a great cast of supporting characters brought their own humor. A show directed by the great James Burrows should not have failed.  Shame on you for ignoring it.

The series is directed by James Burrows,and stars Emmy Award-winners Kelsey Grammer (Cheers, Frasier) and Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond) as squabbling anchors of a news program.

6. How I met your Mother

The hope is that with cameos from Britney spears and people now realizing that NPH (Thanks to Dr. Horrible) is awesome will encourage more to watch this show. Despite it being one of the best shows on air, How I Met your Mother has been close to cancellation too many times to count.  We find a sitcom that is actually funny, telling a serialized story,  and allowing  you to connect with its characters.  If you will watch this show you will realize why its legen-wait for it.

The series is based around the main character, Ted Mosby, telling his son and daughter about the events that led to his meeting their mother. How I Met Your Mother’s other main characters are Marshall Eriksen, Robin Scherbatsky, Barney Stinson, and Lily Aldrin. Also stars Bob Saget as the narrator.

7.  Eli Stone

Eli Stone is an attorney who has visions because of a brain aneurysm. Although we went down a similar path a few years ago with Ally McBeal’s Billy, this is entirely different. First off Eli Stone wont be dying his hair any time soon and the cast of characters here are not shall we saying….annoying. After having visions Eli is lead to cases that change lives as well as make the world a better place. Okay that  seems sappy but theres a few elements here that make the show well worth watching. As stated before I feel this show is Six Feet Under lite and I think you will too….. if you watch it. Eli Stone is well worth your time. It will return this fall to abc but in the mean time watch it for free at abc.com to see what you’ve missed

The show stars Jonny Lee Miller in the title role of attorney Eli Stone. In the first episode, Stone is discovered to have an inoperable brain aneurysm which is causing hallucinations. His acupuncturist, Dr. Chen, suggests that his hallucinations are actually divinely inspired visions of the future. These visions often predict future cases and events, including an impending earthquake.

8. Clerks:the Animated Series

Many said this show came a little too late to find an audience. Okay, I am part of those people and yes I will but I didn’t ignore the show. I promptly watched the two whole episodes that aired.  The series tamed down for television somehow didn’t find its audience in two weeks. Even if you don’t like Kevin Smiths humor then you have to respect that Clerks gave us one of the funniest moments ever.

“Who is driving?

Oh My God Bear is driving. How can that be?

Car full of midgets!”

Which is a moment that should be on the list of all time funniest moments on television.  Clerks came back with a sequel to the movie but the animated series will never come again. Check it out on DVD and you will regret not watching it.

The main characters, Dante Hicks, Randal Graves, Jay and Silent Bob, as well as the setting and basic premise, are taken directly from the movie and retold here in animated form.

9.  Dollhouse

What? a show that hasn’t been aired yet? Yes. I place this here in the hopes that you realize this show is good enough to NOT become a show you ignore. The premise sounds….not so good but early leaked footage and great trailer makes Dollhouse a show well worth your time and most importantly  It’s helmed by Joss Whedon. He has yet to let the public down and I have no doubt that he won’t let us down here. 

In Dollhouse, Dushku plays a young woman named Echo, a member of a group of people known as “Actives” or “Dolls.” The Dolls have had their personalities wiped clean so they can be imprinted with any number of new personas, including memory, muscle memory, skills, and language, for different assignments. They’re then hired out for particular jobs, crimes, fantasies, and occasional good deeds. On missions, Actives are monitored internally (and remotely) by Handlers. In between tasks, they are mind-wiped into a child-like state and live in a futuristic dormitory/laboratory, a hidden facility nicknamed “The Dollhouse”. The story follows Echo, who begins, in her mind-wiped state, to become self-aware.

10.  Aliens in America

I get why you ignored it. First off this show aired on the CW which makes you think its ignore-worthy. Second the premise sounds like a one-note joke not even worthy of a sketch on Mad TV. Finally it mostly starred unknowns. However the show worked because it wasn’t just a fish out of water and a geek trying to find their way through high school.  It worked because it was heart-felt at times, thought provoking at others, and outright funny the rest of the time. The mother meticulously played by Amy Pieta could give Wisteria Lane’s Katherine Mayfair a run for her money. Scott Patterson’s portrayal of Justin’s father is what all TV dads should be and were before the  “lazy fat guy marries good” days. The show won’t make it to the next season because you ignored it and there’s no current way to view it. Le sigh.

The show is about a Wisconsin teenager and the foreign exchange student his mother arranges to host, believing the visitor will help her socially awkward son become more popular. The student turns out to be a Muslim teenager from Pakistan.

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At the end of the day there is no way to watch all the good television but these are some egregious errors in judgment on the viewing public’s part. Did I miss something important? The Family Guy issue has been resolved. The Tick probably would have gotten old fairly quick. My So-Called Life is probably best as a one season epic.  If I’ve left something out then let me know in the comments.

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Comic Con-Sunday’s Schedule 2

Jul26

Last day of the Con. This is probably the day where people either chose to go home, or spend most of their time on the exhibitor hall picking up some last minute things. Show ends at Five, so there’s not as many panels to attend to.

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How did it all end? The X-Files 1

Jul25

Ever so often you think about an old TV show and search your mind for how it all ended. Although I had some memories about the series finale of The X-Files, I couldn’t remember many details. I knew the last episode found Mulder on trial for something. I also remembered the moment when Scully and Mulder were reunited while he was held captive. That kiss! That kiss! I had waited years for THAT KISS.  But how did it all end? And more importantly what did the last episode tell me that I need to know about the movie? So I hit the magic google button of knowledge (Yes I am feeling lucky!) and now I know.

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Comic Con-Saturday’s Schedule 8

Jul25

So if one was to go to Comic Con solely for the television side, Saturday would be your day to do it. Almost all the big shows like Fringe and Dollhouse have panels, as well as returning shows like Chuck, and even the Office, which I’m quite surprised about.

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Was I wrong? A look at Mind of Mencia 0

Jul24

Ever so often one wonders if they are wrong about a certain television show. After all the show you’ve previously mocked has probably lasted a few seasons. Perhaps even a good review here and there. Since this is a learning blog (okay not really but go with me here) I will watch all shows that I currently hate. I will view each and give them a fair shot. I will sit through one episode on the premise that even the worst episode of a good show will give you implications of its true quality (See:Beer Bad). I start this learning series with a show that I have actually watched a few times on accident: Mind of Mencia.

As Comedy Central so often does they give a new show the good lead-in of South Park. There has been a variety of misses and a few hits.  Many times coming off the high of South Park, I’ve often failed to immediately change the channel. This channel change laziness allowed Mind of Mencia a chance to horrify me with his bland brand of humor. I say horrify because its a horrible experience to watch the show not because his humor is so controversial that I am left shocked or shaken.

It’s fairly obvious that Mencia was brought in as a replacement for Dave Chappelle. After Comedy Central’s big gamble then ultimate disappointment with Chappelle you can understand why they thought this lesser version would work.  I’m sure they wanted to just break the in case of emergency glass and hoped their extinguisher would do the job of a fire department……or some other totally ridiculous comparison. Regardless its pretty obvious that Mencia doesn’t fill Chapelle’s shoes in the slightest. I have to wonder if Dave Chappelle realized what he’d be leaving us with that perhaps he’d feel the pixie sketch  wasn’t so bad.   Of course I’ve thought this since Mind of Mencia debuted. However I could be wrong. After all the show has lasted 4 seasons and averages 1 million viewers.  Surely a million people can’t be wrong. I watched Mind of Mencia last night to find out.

Was I wrong?

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